OPRAH!!!

So Oprah is revving up her book club again...She's doing Faulkner. I feel as though I can no longer read him in public for fear that someone will think I'm a part of her book club. It's like Oprah has just been chosen as an anti-pope and will be performing black masses with As I Lay Dying as the main and desecrated sacrament. Now a bunch of middle-aged Oprah devotees will be...oh Lord. I'm going to vomit.