Burrito Debacle.

Why oh God why are there so many damn Mexican food delivery places that are run by Chinese folk in this town? They trick you, they trick you damn it, into ordering a cheap, quick burrito, nature's perfect food, and then they F it up EVERY TIME. And it's not an isolated location. There are a rash of these places, each more insidious than the one before it.

Chinese Mexican masqueraders! Stick to egg rolls and dim sum! Damnit!